blahblahblah talking about a steakhouse and the meat they serve (mmm... venison):
other person (op): that's funny, i just realized that i had pinned you for a vegetarian
me: really?? i like meat far too much to be vegetarian. it's the same reason i couldn't be lesbian.
op: i think i'm falling in love with you. or that's what my dick keeps telling me...
me: your dick doesn't even know me yet.
i love boys.