evil

saint cupcake. yes, you are evil. why? several reasons:

- you have "dots" where it makes you feel like you're not being so bad by only having a tiny cupcake
- there's something magically smooth, yet "staying" about your frosting
- you have day-old mystery boxes for only $5 - 12 dots or 6 whole cupcakes
- you are 5 blocks from my house

what you see above are the red velvet and a "big top" dots. the big top is a cupcake with chocolate chips. like a chocolate chip cookie cupcake.

i feel dirty...

on the inside. and not in a good way.

i'm processing a loan for a dude that works for the world bank. i had to call and verify his employment. i felt the evil seeping through the phone.

i'm definitely in some kind of database now. not that i wasn't before, but now i KNOW it.

i want to take a shower. ewwwww...